Nicht gesucht und doch gefunden

ok google suche

Es hat immer etwas romantisches, wenn sich zwei nicht suchen und trotzdem finden. Liebe und so, vor allem auf den ersten Blick. Viel interessanter ist aber, wonach bei Google gesucht wird. Und noch interessanter, bei welchen Schlagworten die eigene Webseite auftaucht.

Nicht, dass dieses Blog hier enormen Traffic durch Google erhält – wer soll mich schon suchen, aber umso erstaunlicher ist es dann doch, wie oft man bei Suchanfragen irgendwo auftaucht. Ich weiß jetzt zwar nicht genau, warum ich eine Click Through Rate (CTR) von 50% beim Begriff “schizoide Persönlichkeit” habe, aber bei meinem ersten Besuch beim Kopfdoktor werde ich das wohl mal ansprechen.

Ich weiß jetzt auch, dass ich nicht der einzige bin, der sich nicht merken kann, was Pegida außer “Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber…” bedeutet, denn danach wird auch des Öfteren gesucht.

Wie jeder weiß, verkauft sich Sex auch heutzutage noch am Besten. Und bei Google wird das natürlich gesucht wie blöd.

  • normaler Geschlechtsverkehr
  • sex torte
  • technik sex
  • sex mit mitbewohner
  • sex überraschung
  • sex mit kuchen
  • kuchen sex
  • sex im schnee

Angesichts der Tatsache, wie notgeil wir Deutschen auf Kuchen sind, frage ich mich, ob der Begriff American Pie nicht falsch besetzt ist. Und ob ich nach der Veröffentlichung dieses Beitrags Youporn überholen kann. Vor dem Hintergrund des oft verlangten Kuchen-Koitus’ ist wohl auch die Anfrage “ASCII kuchen” interessant, denn der virtuelle Sex ist seit Jahren im kommen(hehe).

Und wer auch immer das war, der bei Google “ich bin kein Loser” eingegeben hat und von Google wahrscheinlich keine eindeutige Antwort bekommen hat: Nein bist du nicht, jemand hat dich lieb. Nur bei Google wirst du den nicht finden.

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